Cookie Clicker

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Speed baking I

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Speed baking II

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

So much to do so much to see

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

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Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Just plain lucky

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Brought to you by the letter

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

God complex

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed baking III

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

True Neverclick

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

All-natural cane sugar

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Last Chance to See

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Four-leaf cookie

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

When the cookies ascend just right

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Gaseous assets

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Seven horseshoes

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Endless cycle

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.